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Worth Demotivational Poster


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF... - Your favorite TV show is called "Pimp my Outhouse."


TAGS: rednecks outhouse jeff foxyworthy comedy
Rating: 4.8/5

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Rebellion777 - August 23, 2012, 12:31 pm, #238648
Sadly, yes, that show does exist...saw an add for it while flipping through channels.
rerun - December 14, 2011, 7:45 pm, #226623

Bet that thing runs on Methane gas


IF YOUR MAILBOX LOOKS LIKE THIS - You might be a redneck


TAGS: redneck foxworthy mailbox
Rating: 4.09/5

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inFAM1S - April 2, 2012, 8:00 pm, #232616
looks like they just pulled the wheels off of the trailer
Zetmonk - March 28, 2012, 10:58 am, #232220
Spy? Are you defending them?!
spypengen - March 28, 2012, 9:20 am, #232209
you could just be broke or to cheap to buy a mailbox.
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:21 pm, #232122
(carebear BANNED)


LOVE - Is not as limitless as the time spent searching for it


TAGS: love worth time and pain
Rating: 4.72/5

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Sho - July 30, 2011, 12:35 pm, #222183
These words came from a very good friend of mine. Whoever is interested, can check her out here. http://supremeangel.deviantart.com/
5150monkeylove - July 29, 2011, 3:17 pm, #222123
5L and added to favs. Great poster!
champ99 - July 29, 2011, 11:22 am, #222108
Very good!
D0Cvinnie666 - July 29, 2011, 10:32 am, #222103
Truer words have never been spoken...
Sho - July 29, 2011, 8:08 am, #222094
Thank you
forseti - July 29, 2011, 4:44 am, #222085
well done, Sho!!
crankyhead - July 28, 2011, 8:18 pm, #222067
5uperb
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:26 pm, #222058
5ad but true..


MEMORIAL -


TAGS: calendar only thing worth remembering
Rating: 4.42/5

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maoworks2 - May 28, 2012, 4:47 pm, #235324
A Great Memorial, Thanks.


OVER THE TOP -


TAGS: money worth strength borrow loan
Rating: 4.59/5

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Ron2 - December 22, 2012, 7:27 am, #241736
The strength of many comes from the strength of the one. If the one is not strong, neither is the whole for they will be the weakest link. Individualism must come before collectiveness.
GaryO - December 20, 2012, 10:01 pm, #241712
You guys are dead on, but…it’s complicated. Thanks for posting this, GB.
Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 9:31 pm, #241710
Yes, that is definately true however America needs to nurse itself back to health before it continues to help others first. Our situation reminds me of The Ottoman Empire which was called "The Sick Man Of Europe" before its eventual collapse.
falloutghoul - December 20, 2012, 8:19 pm, #241707
But the world's strength depends on what the nations of the world can do with each other.


FUN SIZED SNICKERS? -


TAGS: tiny hardly worth the effort candy bars
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by sickartist

BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:42 pm, #149552
I see, a pinball flipper, eH!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:39 pm, #149548
It's a finishing move....I remember the arcade game.
BoneCD - January 2, 2010, 4:37 pm, #149547
Hey, he only wants is his watch back
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:36 pm, #149545
Okay, yeah, he's not doing a basketball signal. Bart will tell you what my avatar's doing. He's one of the few others here that knows.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:34 pm, #149542
WTF is that supposed to mean?....are you dissing my mother?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:33 pm, #149541
:})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:28 pm, #149537
Steam trains eh?....you are a backwards people. Take it easy Derek, I'm just funnin with ya.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:25 pm, #149536
Humour can be like pressure in a steam train. You seem to have let off too much Mooooooooooooooooooo.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm, #149534
Sorry about that. I never was much good at basketball.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm, #149533
Ha!...even spell check hates New Zealand.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:21 pm, #149532
I forget ....does Kiwi mean you're from New Zealand, or that you're totally g**?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:18 pm, #149529
The urge to reply with, "Yes, yours" was not exactly defeated seeing how, well, I still typed it... but no, my avatar is signaling the DOUBLE DRIBBLE violation in the game of basketball. Good guess, though. ;)
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:13 pm, #149526
Thank you Produce. Is your avatar tossing a salad?
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:12 pm, #149525
I'm a Kiwi Mooooooooooooooooooo, as your globe should tell yooooooooooooo.
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm, #149523
;}) looks exactly like V, Derek.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:10 pm, #149522
Where are you from Derek....I'll come up with some more appropriate stereotypes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 4:09 pm, #149521
Narwhals go wherever I tell them to.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 4:08 pm, #149519
It's true, I am 4º out, however your knowledge of narwhals is a hemisphere out. ;})
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:58 pm, #149514
Just checked my globe....opposite side of the planet from England is Ocean....so I'm gonna a**ume you're a Narwhal.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:55 pm, #149513
Snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker snicker - yes, I am having fun now! ;})
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:53 pm, #149512
So glad you've learnt to spell you name consistently Mooooooooooooooooooo. The self-respect was hard-earned. I think we got it from the same institution. (Not a "Limey" BTW - opposite side of the planet.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:44 pm, #149506
Fish and chips in newspaper?.....where's your self respect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 2, 2010, 3:43 pm, #149504
Just because they only let you limey f***s eat black pudding and Indian takeaways....doesn't give you the right to criticize Derek.
Derek - January 2, 2010, 3:39 pm, #149500
and you weigh... ?
Produceman117 - January 2, 2010, 11:41 am, #149477
Agreed. 5.


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: neilgaiman school worth sad hammy
Rating: 4.47/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:11 pm, #234287
They should have warned me that cops weren't really my friends, and would always, ALWAYS regard me with suspicion.


HAWAMLEH -


TAGS: culos money worthless thanks
Rating: 4.74/5

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Hawamleh - February 22, 2011, 5:18 pm, #212916
You flatter me, even though I feel very alone ...


LOVE’S WORTH -


TAGS: love s worth love babies fathers
Rating: 3.49/5

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guest. - June 26, 2009, 3:21 pm, #90328
And thats why we shouldent have abortion...
Sean - January 15, 2009, 3:18 pm, #52202
Re: kids ... Amen, Deltabob. I am so not a fan of anyone who actually has an excuse for being as immature as I tend to be. The little brats! Even the few well-behaved ones don't actually know anything about anything worth knowing. Sheesh.
Frenchy DeLaRue - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm, #50741
Ahh, zat is beeecause we have, how you say, zee exeestentialism, n'est pas? haw haw haw, zee ennui, zee madness, zey are keeling me slowly!
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 6:53 am, #50659
So that would mean you're likely descended from the French...they hate everyone in the world before noon, after that they hate everyone including themselves.
RON - January 8, 2009, 8:49 pm, #50562
Grand daughters birthday coming up...And always thinking of my kids...this could be MWLF with his daughter...Cubby with one of his...and any father...See what happen when it gets closer to valentine day...don’t worry...p***ersion still coming...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm, #50537
You old softy, you. :)
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 6:59 pm, #50533
Hey Ron, Why so soft? Nice mellow change


PEARL OF ALLAH - I think I know what happened to all that white dog poop from the '70s


TAGS: september challenge this thing is worth 40 million
Rating: 3.15/5

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dslohand - October 6, 2011, 12:46 am, #224782
I HAD A KIDNEY STONE ONCE FELT THAT SIZE
Derek - January 26, 2010, 12:17 am, #154471
Looks like the "Elephant-man" of pearls


INSIGNIFICANT -


TAGS: my life is worthless less
Rating: 4.86/5

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SteveFurlong - April 9, 2012, 9:14 pm, #232997
This poster describes, what, 98.6% of humanity?


AFTERTHOUGHTS -


TAGS: idea dreams not worth it
Rating: 4.6/5

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Reality Lord - January 10, 2012, 4:58 pm, #227444

very cool...i'll have to steal this one...err...i mean fav this one....d'oh.
mariand - January 10, 2012, 8:00 am, #227429
cool...I'll have to remember this one


FOOLS FOOL THEMSELVES -


TAGS: fool yourself calendar older worth
Rating: 4.6/5

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SteveFurlong - April 1, 2012, 3:24 pm, #232526
I have the weirdest bon**... But now that I'm older I can't hit the orchid anymore.
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:27 am, #232515
I wonder why I like this so. Maybe it’s the obvious words, or just maybe it’s the not so little things like making a coarse plaque from the bark of the tree to display the verbiage, or maybe it that %$#& huge a55 palate that you draw from…..


BE YOURSELF - Everybody else is taken




Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl , welcome.....home -


TAGS: deserter coward nohero levenworthprison
Rating: 4.5/5

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Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:56 pm, #255217
desertion is a pretty heavy offense.. I would a**ume so, but this guy seems to just be a flake, so he'll probably get a dishonorable discharge.. if anything
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 5:09 pm, #255216
it is, indeed. i wonder....is desertion under fire a firing squad offense?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 5:04 pm, #255215
I a**umed it was Leavenworth
MPsniper - June 6, 2014, 3:41 pm, #255213
Airman, you know what that is a ph**o of?
Airman - June 6, 2014, 1:41 pm, #255212
all in good time mp.. all in good time


DNA TESTING - COSTLY BUT WORTH IT -


TAGS: dna test worth it wytch
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - August 20, 2011, 12:56 pm, #223266
Better than soy "milk". That stuff is a LIE!
Greeny - August 13, 2011, 10:01 pm, #222991
The Milkman delivers it
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 9:22 pm, #222987
Whatever happened to the milk of human kindness?


Meh -




A picture is worth 1,000 words -


TAGS: reflecting in tones of grey and blue picture worth 1000 words silverheart
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2013, 11:23 pm, #249731
Mesmerizing pic! 5L silvie!
Greeny - September 16, 2013, 7:36 pm, #249727
Nice


Geoffrey Unsworth -


TAGS: cinematography films movies geoffrey unsworth
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:36 am, #254096
Okay crotch on most of them. But what about the "minkey'?
Oldsod - April 6, 2014, 7:36 am, #254093
I can't argue that.


MOTHER-IN-LAWS - Sometimes it's true, a picture is worth a thousand words !


TAGS: mother in law picture worth
Rating: 4.8/5

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jfloate - June 20, 2011, 1:22 pm, #220309
The new Colombian Wit-Sec!


WORTH -


TAGS: worth boxman important
Rating: 4.77/5

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LiquidAngel - May 7, 2012, 11:41 pm, #234349
Thanks guys, thanks for the pic and the opportunity Hammy.
Hawamleh - May 7, 2012, 9:16 am, #234321
The winner of boxman week over at the poster evolution thread ! great job LA !
rerun - May 6, 2012, 11:21 am, #234246

superb.


CLONE -




OVERTHINKING SHIT -


TAGS: leaving the wedgie worthy thoroughly unwedgied
Rating: 3.48/5

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jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:07 am, #94711
Wile E. thinks this broad is obsessive.
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #94592
Down's syndrome version of Mouse Trap.


MEMORIES -




ARMOR -




EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON - Except Some Things Happen For Worthless Reasons... ... While Others Have No Reason to Suffer Through Them


TAGS: concordia ship reason worthless suffer
Rating: 4.27/5

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maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 1:14 pm, #227812
Well Said !


AND SO IT GOES -




The Darkside -


TAGS: self worth insecurity lonely vader sad
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 26, 2014, 10:15 pm, #253839
So good I thought it was Airman’s


STALEMATE -


TAGS: chess advancement sacrifice worth cubicle
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2012, 5:47 am, #240688
The true Porche customer base... 5L Space


LAST NIGHT -


TAGS: hangover so worth it
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 13, 2012, 10:39 pm, #240575
Hey, gotta let the little guy off ever once in awhile…..and he’s a cheap drinking pahnah….aaand he listens
falloutghoul - November 13, 2012, 10:18 pm, #240574
I didn't know your flea makes MotiFakes, Gary.


antiques roadshow -




Cellphones -




Workin' It -




AGDANIELE -


TAGS: aggy tribute its the little joys that make moderating totally worth it
Rating: 4.61/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 11:08 pm, #179550
To space: thanks! To one and all... you're welcome!


TRUSTWORTHY -


TAGS: trustworthy matador bull fight stab
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - August 6, 2010, 11:54 pm, #188096
The caption definitely compliments the picture. 5L
Sean - August 6, 2010, 6:26 pm, #188029
I love this one. Ambiance and attitude. Beautiful.


FOCUS -




Rewards of Patience -


TAGS: patience is worth the wait
Rating: 4.22/5

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GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:17 pm, #254649
Classy OK ‘a.s.s.s.y’ not OK….man I gotta figger out this censor
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 9:14 pm, #254648
WILFs?…maybe not classsy….but prolly some ready a**sy.
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 5:48 pm, #254647
Not much to understand Mao, just pairing a shadowy picture with otherwise straight forward words. I thought about taking the 'funerals are a great place to pick up chicks' approach, but where's the class in that?
maoworks2 - May 4, 2014, 5:34 pm, #254646
I Don't Understand ?
GaryO - May 4, 2014, 4:11 pm, #254643
"O death where is thy sting"
lgvernon - May 4, 2014, 3:02 pm, #254642

Or: 'Good things come to those who also sit and wait." 5L


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF - Your Outhouse Has a Window Seat




Faux news -


TAGS: not worth watching
Rating: 3.91/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2013, 11:54 am, #251619
Hit the nail on the head in that one.


NUMBERS - One boy is worth half a man, Two boys are worth half a boy, Three boys are no help at all.




DEAR MR. LOGICDUDE -


TAGS: mr h j cuddlesworth esquire
Rating: 3.6/5

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Sean - December 7, 2009, 10:50 pm, #143591
Thanks GS. LD actuallys sent me the pic just because he thought I could use it. He's a good egg.
GreyScorpion - December 7, 2009, 9:03 pm, #143573
JC that's some creative funny stuff there. nice work Sean. 5 foil hats
LogicDude - July 8, 2009, 3:27 pm, #94455
Oh sure, I may seem crazy to you NOW, but that cat and his sidekick were somehow able to read my mind until I superglued these homemade "wave reception negators" on them. I'm positive they make crank calls on my cell phone when I'm sleeping though...


MYSTERIOUS HAWAIIAN -


TAGS: cubbybear hawaiian ***e worth every penny
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mark - April 3, 2009, 3:17 pm, #70162
I'll try to get there more often if only in the hope of catching one of your screenings.
Cubbybear - April 3, 2009, 3:06 pm, #70159
It took 7months .I started in Aug 2008 and if you join the forums, ***es are discounted...LOL!
Mark - April 3, 2009, 1:19 pm, #70118
Congrats Cubby! How long did it take you? When did you start? Was there a Cubbybear before there was a MotiFake? Can I get a discount on the ***es?
RON - March 28, 2009, 1:29 am, #68560
CONGRATS!!!!! Must feel good...another goal reached...to be 1st at 3000 and own Motifake...lol...great job...I think Motifake makes us addicted...oh well...have to be addicted to something thats legal...lol...now take wife out and cerebrate...shes buying
Cubbybear - March 28, 2009, 12:50 am, #68554
Ron...It's always free for you. BTW...I just posted #3000!
RON - March 28, 2009, 12:23 am, #68548
CUBBY...I,ll buy 2...lol


3D -


TAGS: evil is worth it
Rating: 3.18/5

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mariand - February 29, 2012, 12:41 am, #230325
lol


SELLING YOUR BODY -




YOU KNOW YOUR TOWN HAS REDNECKS IF... - The Safeway in town has a sign that discourages you from bringing in firearms.


TAGS: firearms rednecks jeff foxworthy
Rating: 2.56/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:32 pm, #244545
And I want to clarify, I'm not anti-gun. If I were, I'd lose a lot of friends. :-D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:29 pm, #244544
I think it's silly because there's no way to enforce unless someone flashes their piece. And in the state of California, laws are made but not enforced.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 21, 2013, 3:24 pm, #244543
Lol! That's right! :-D
MashiMashi - March 21, 2013, 9:39 am, #244539
tHE OWNER DOESN'T WANT TO GET SUED FOR $10k BECAUSE SOME CRACK-HEAD WANTS TO ROB THE REGISTER FOR $300. rEMMEBER THAT SCENE IN ROBO-COP, WHERE HE BUSTS UP THE LIQUOR SORE ROBBERY BY THROWING THE GUY INTO THE COOLER AND CAUSING THOUSANDS IN DAMAGES
CloudchaserS - March 20, 2013, 11:12 pm, #244535
It's probably not that the owners are anti-2nd amendment, but because of a law that you can't carry where alcohol is sold.


DISNEY - Letting us down one movie at a time




W·O·O·L·W·O·R·T·H·S - Bow down. The subliminal just got liminal.




I LOVE COUCH - It's what happens when you advertise a party on MySpace




Speechless -




the wait -


TAGS: worth it
Rating: 5/5

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